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Who am I?

Things of who I am who I like and what I want to be
Oct 20 '14

edgebug:

rectumofglory:

andromedalogic:

direcartographies:

a moment of silence for all the fanfiction lost to the ravages of time, unsalvageable even by the wayback machine, condemned to its final resting place in the deactivated archives of fansites for now-syndicated television shows

rest in bytes my dear lemons and limes

Oct 20 '14

Each main Legend of Korra villain represents a different political ideology.

Even the more minor villains like Varrick (who is not always necessarily a villain) and the Earth Queen represent ideologies as well:  Capitalism and Monarchy, respectively.

Oct 20 '14

rubyandhergingercat:

stupih:

my hero

This is a better Superman movie than the entirety of Man of Steel. 

(Source: nillyandthefunkybunch)

Oct 20 '14

grahamnortonshow:

neville-longbottom-leaf:

Now whenever I read a text post about “literally dying” I will always read it in graham norton’s voice.

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Oct 20 '14
amymebberson:

Pocket Princesses 123: Pumpkin Spice
Please reblog, do not repost
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amymebberson:

Pocket Princesses 123: Pumpkin Spice

Please reblog, do not repost

Facebook page

Oct 20 '14

Further Thoughts on a Middle Aged Man’s Ingestion of Popular Culture

fishingboatproceeds:

So I’ve been seeing a lot of tumblr posts involving anacondas and puns and various wants lately.

And I figured that Sir Mix a Lot’s “Baby Got Back” had experienced some kind of 21st century renaissance among all of tumblr.

But then it turns out I guess that Nicki Minaj is involved? 

Basically, I learn about new popular music via punny GIFs.

Oct 20 '14

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface

the fact that Steve sneezes in red and blue and probably white too we just cant see it

Oct 20 '14

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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(Source: phd-in-awesome)

Oct 20 '14
gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

(Source: redsuspenders)

Oct 20 '14
thepansexualdragon:

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

adorablespecialsnowflakes

thepansexualdragon:

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

adorablespecialsnowflakes
Oct 20 '14
"We’re Europe! *sing-song* The Prime Meridian runs through us; we’re in the middle of every Map; and we get to be a continent even though we’re not a continent."
"Hi there! My name’s John Green; this is Crash Course World History and today we’re going to talk about the Dark Ages, possibly the most egregious Eurocentrism in all of history, which is really saying something." (x)  (via theenigmaofriversong)
Oct 20 '14
doublemaximusart:

Dani and Billy from Hocus Pocus. I love how Billy kept her safe within the salt circle :3

doublemaximusart:

Dani and Billy from Hocus Pocus. I love how Billy kept her safe within the salt circle :3

Oct 20 '14

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: SALEM

Originally an all-girl school, the Salem Witches’ Institute opened its doors to wizards at the turn of the 20th century. Contrary to popular belief, there are no lingering ghosts from the Salem witch trials on campus or in the city because none of the convicted were actual magic folks; despite this, the magical community remains wary of muggle attention. Classes at the institute are therefore located all over the city in different buildings which are only accessible at certain times of the day, and can only be entered through magical means. The same door that leads to a coffee shop, for example, would also serve as the entrance to the school library for the students who know the correct password and hopes to access the building during its operational hours. For this reason, the institute refrains from implementing strict uniform policies, which stands in stark contrast to the very formal dressing practices of the Preparatory Academy of Magic in Louisiana. Every year during Hallowe’en, students like to crash house parties and perform simple spells to get a kick out of the bewilderment of muggles.
Oct 20 '14

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: THE CARIBBEAN

The magic folk of the Caribbean are nothing if not ambitious. Raising an unplottable island out of the ocean, they retreated to their paradisiacal land whereupon they built a school of magic to pass on their knowledge. Over time, the island grew crowded, and the magical community moved away, but the school remained in operation. Surrounded by a vast blue stretch of water, students must travel via large sentient sailing ships that have been magicked to operate independently (an extremely useful enchantment during the era of piracy as the ships knew to avoid danger). In the waters surrounding the school swims an unnaturally large barracuda with magical scales that can be used as wand cores, but only when it is given willingly. There are many classes dedicated to spice magic, and foreign visitors often say the school carries a distinct aroma akin to a legion of chefs who never stop cooking. Cinnamon for friendship, ginger root for courage and strength, red chillies can fight evil or cause destruction… it becomes the unofficial anthem of the students over time because the chant aids greatly during the multitude of spice-reading exams conducted throughout the school year. 
Oct 20 '14

faisdm:

legodinasaur:

mylifewasamazinguntiliwasborn:

yurstrulyceleste:

on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter

how bad is your idea

invading finland in winter

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the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS

You could say the Russians were…

Finnished.

(Source: helptwelve)